1nd2rd3st:

So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.

And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.

“Drink” it…

And no more will come out.

So here’s my proposition…

YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN

YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

algrenion:

iluvbugz:

i get on one knee and pull out a tiny wooden box… i open it and this is what is inside.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

i marry your dumb ass, what u think